I Leave the Country for a Few Weeks...

...and when I return, I find out that Jim Hendry signed Jim Edmonds to platoon with the red-hot Reed Johnson in centerfield.

Ah, Jim Edmonds. I have such fond memories of heckling him from the bleachers when he was with the Cards. My favorite heckle, though, was a bleacher bum who yelled at Edmonds, "Quit scratchin' yer nuts, Edmonds! There's f**kin' women and children up here!"